01 Dave's Royal Girlfriend

[Rooney's Wife]

Alvin and the Chipmunks The Squeakquel Cast
David "Dave" Seville: Jason Lee
Dave's cousin, Toby Seville: Zachary Levi
Ian Hawke: David Cross
Dr. Rubin: Wendie Malick
Julie Ortega: Anjelah Johnson
Ryan Edwards: Kevin G. Schmidt
Xander: Chris Warren, Jr.
Becca Kingston: Bridgit Mendler
Emily: Aimee Carrero
Aunt Jackie Seville: Kathryn Joosten
Jeremy Smith: Brando Eaton

The Chipmunks
Alvin (speaking voice): Justin Long
Simon (speaking voice): Matthew Gray Gubler
Theodore (speaking voice): Jesse McCartney
Alvin (singing voice): Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.
Simon (singing voice): Steve Vining
Theodore (singing voice): Janice Karman

The Chipettes
Brittany (speaking voice): Christina Applegate
Jeanette (speaking voice): Anna Faris
Eleanor (speaking voice): Amy Poehler
The Chipettes (singing voices): Janice Karman

The Hightopp Family
Princess Anneliese Hightopp: Me
Princess Anneliese's mother, Queen Tarran Hightopp: Terri Irwin
Princess Anneliese's father, King Tarrant Hightopp: Johnny Depp
Princess Anneliese's favorite uncle, Tarrance Hightopp: John Robert Hoffman
Princess Anneliese's older twin sister, Princess Ashlyn Hightopp: Me
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Annika Hightopp: Miley Cyrus
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Annika's twin sister, Princess Barbie Hightopp: Miley Cyrus
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Blair Hightopp: Summer Sanders
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Blair's twin sister, Princess Clara Hightopp: Summer Sanders
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Corinne Hightopp: Ashley Tisdale
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Corinne's twin sister, Princess Courtney Hightopp: Ashley Tisdale
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Delia Hightopp: Nicole Anderson
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Delia's twin sister, Princess Edeline Hightopp: Nicole Anderson
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Elina Hightopp: Brenda Blue
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Elina's twin sister, Princess Erika Hightopp: Brenda Blue
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Fallon Hightopp: Demi Lovato
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Fallon's twin sister, Princess Genevieve Hightopp: Demi Lovato
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Hadley Hightopp: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Hadley's twin sister, Princess Isla Hightopp: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Janessa Hightopp: Emily Osment
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Janessa's twin sister, Princess Kathleen Hightopp: Emily Osment
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Lacey Hightopp: Christy Carlson Romano
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Lacey's twin sister, Princess Liana Hightopp: Christy Carlson Romano
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Merliah Hightopp: Chelsea Staub
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Merliah's twin sister, Princess Odette Hightopp: Chelsea Staub
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Princess Rapunzel Hightopp: Debby Ryan
Princess Anneliese's younger sister, Rapunzel's twin sister, Princess Rosella Hightopp: Debby Ryan

[Rooney's Wife]

Chapter 1
Dave Meets A Real Princess

One day a beautiful young princess named Anneliese was in Los Angeles when all of a sudden she saw the most gorgeous guy that she has ever seen in her whole life. She wanted to go over to him but she knew that he wasn't a prince since she is a princess and that she can't be with someone who isn't a prince.
ANNELIESE: He is so gorgeous, but he isn't a prince and I can't be with him because I'm a princess. And the law is that a princess must be with a prince. You know what, who cares about that. I think a princess should get to be with whom ever she wants to be with whether he is a prince or not.
She walks over to him and taps him on the shoulder.
ANNELIESE: Hi, there, I'm new in town. What's your name?
When he turned around he instantly fell in love with the princess only he didn't know that she was a princess at first.
THE GORGEOUS GUY: Hi, welcome. My name is David Seville, but you can call me Dave.
ANNELIESE: You can call me Anneliese.
DAVE: So Anneliese do you have a place to stay yet?
ANNELIESE: No, I don't. I just got here today so I didn't have time to search for a place to stay.
DAVE: Well then I insist you stay with me.
ANNELIESE: Are you sure?
DAVE: Yes, I'm sure.
ANNELIESE: Then I would love to.
An hour later Anneliese and Dave were at Dave's house.
DAVE (called out): Guys I'm home.
All of a sudden 3 chipmunks and 3 chipettes ran over to Dave. Anneliese couldn't believe her eyes.
ANNELIESE: You have 6 pet chipmunks.
DAVE: They're not my pets.
THE CHIPMUNKS: We're his kids.
ANNELIESE: Kids, Dave?
DAVE: Yeah, well I adopted them.
ANNELIESE: All 6 of them.
DAVE: No, just Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
ANNELIESE: What about the chipettes?
DAVE: They are the boys' girlfriends.
ANNELIESE: Girlfriends?
ALVIN: My girlfriend is Brittany.
SIMON: Jeanette is my girlfriend.
THEODORE: And Eleanor is my girlfriend.
ANNELIESE: Yeah, I could see that.
BRITTANY: I love your dress.
ANNELIESE: Thank you, Brittany.
DAVE: Guys this is Anneliese and she will be staying with us for awhile.
ALVIN: Welcome to our home, Anneliese.
ANNELIESE: Thank you, Alvin.
A few minutes later Dave showed Anneliese to her room.
DAVE: This will be your room, Anneliese.
Anneliese was looking around her new room.
DAVE: So what do you think?
ANNELIESE: It's great, thanks Dave.
DAVE: I'll think I'll leave you alone to get settled into your new room for awhile.
ANNELIESE: Thanks, again Dave.
Soon as Dave left Anneliese closed the door.
ANNELIESE: Oh my god, he is so drop dead sexy. But who am I kidding he must already have someone special. Besides I'm a princess and he's not a prince, but in my heart he is a prince.
~Meanwhile with Dave and the chipmunks and the chipettes~
ALVIN: Dave what was that look you were giving Anneliese?
DAVE: I don't know what you're talking about Alvin.
SIMON: I think what Alvin is trying to say is; Are you in love with Anneliese?
DAVE: Well now that you mention it, I am in love with her. But please don't tell her that I am.
THE CHIPMUNKS AND THE CHIPETTES: Why?
DAVE: I have to be the one to tell her.
BRITTANY: Are you going to tell her?
DAVE: Why?
JEANETTE: So she'll know that you are?
DAVE: I will when I'm ready.
ELEANOR: Are you ready now?
DAVE: No, I'm not ready.
THEODORE: Why?
DAVE: Well what if she doesn't feel the same way about me. Besides she probably already has someone special back home where she lives.
THEODORE: Dave?
DAVE: Yes, Theodore.
THEODORE: Do you think, Anneliese is a princess?
DAVE: What makes you think that Theodore?
THEODORE: Her dress and the way she walks?
DAVE: Even if she is a princess, but I doubt that she is she can't be with me.
THEODORE: Why is that?
DAVE: Because I'm not a prince and only princes can be with princesses. Besides I don't think she really is a princess.
THEODORE: What makes you think that she is not?
DAVE: Well usually princesses wears a tiara and Anneliese isn't wearing a tiara.
SIMON: She probably took it off so that no one will know that she is a princess.
DAVE: That is if she is a princess. Princess or not she is the most beautiful girl that I have ever met.
A few minutes later Anneliese came out of her room and wanted to talk to the chipmunks and chipettes in her room. Now they are with Anneliese in her room.
BRITTANY: Anneliese why did you want to talk to us?
ANNELIESE: I wanted to talk to you about Dave.
BRITTANY: What about Dave?
ANNELIESE: The truth is I'm in love with him, but I'm too shy to tell him for fear that he doesn't feel the same way about me.
THEODORE: Why are you in love with Dave?
ANNELIESE: He is the most gorgeous guy I've ever met.
ALVIN: Anneliese can I ask you something?
ANNELIESE: You can ask me anything, Alvin.
ALVIN: Do you have someone special back home?
ANNELIESE: Well...yes and no.
ALVIN: What does that mean?
ANNELIESE: I had someone special, but now I don't.
BRITTANY: Who was your special someone?
ANNELISE: My husband, MJ.
THE CHIPMUNKS AND THE CHIPETTES: Husband!?!
ALVIN: What happened?
ANNELIESE: You see, my husband, MJ *sniffs* died on June 25, 2009, here in Los Angeles right before he was going to do his "This Is It" concert tour at the London's O2 Arena.
THE CHIPETTES: We're sorry about your loss.
ANNELIESE: Thank you, girls.
ALVIN: Anneliese, are you a princess?
ANNELIESE: What makes you think that I am?
ALVIN: Your dress and the way you walk.
ANNELIESE: Just because I wear a fancy dress and walk a certain way doesn't make me a princess, which I am not.
ALVIN: Ok, just wanted to make sure.
ANNELIESE: By the way please don't tell Dave that I'm in love with him.
ALVIN: Why?
ANNELIESE: I have to be the one to tell him. When I'm ready to tell him that is.
Later that night Dave was in his bed dreaming about Anneliese. Anneliese was in her bed dreaming about Dave.

[Rooney's Wife]

Chapter 2
This Is It

It's been a week since Anneliese met Dave, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor. Anneliese was in her room thinking about whether or not she wants to tell Dave her feelings for him today or not. Just then the Chipmunks and Chipettes walked into Anneliese's room.
BRITTANY: Excuse me, Anneliese.
ANNELIESE: Yes, Brittany.
BRITTANY: The 6 of us were wondering when you were going to tell Dave your feelings for him?
ANNELIESE: I was thinking about telling him today but I'm not so sure now.
ELEANOR: Why is that?
ANNELIESE: I just don't know how I'm going to tell him, Eleanor.
ALVIN: Can you sing?
ANNELIESE: Of course I can sing, Alvin.
ALVIN: Then why don't you sing Dave a song to tell him how you feel about him.
ANNELIESE: That is not a bad idea, Alvin.
JEANETTE: What song are you going to sing?
ANNELIESE: That will be a surprise Jeanette.
So the Chipmunks and Chipettes left to give Anneliese time to get ready to sing her song to Dave to tell him how she feels about him.
ANNELIESE: What song am I going to sing to Dave to tell him how I feel about him?
Then it dawned on her.
ANNELIESE: I know what song I could sing to Dave.
A few minutes later Anneliese was in Dave's living room with Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes on the couch.
DAVE: Anneliese, why did you want us all here?
ANNELIESE: Well Dave, I'm going to be singing a song.
THEODORE: What song are you going to sing?
ANNELIESE: "This Is It" by my deceased husband, MJ.
DAVE: Deceased husband?
ANNELIESE: I'll explain later Dave. By the way this song is dedicated to Dave.
DAVE: Me? Why?
ANNELIESE: You'll see Dave, you'll see. Just listen to the song very closely and you'll know why I'm dedicating this song to you.
Now Anneliese is singing "This Is It" by Michael Jackson.
ANNELIESE (singing): Ready?
1,2,3,4
This is it, Here I stand
I'm the light of the world
I'll feel grand
Got this love, I can feel
And I know, Yes for sure
It is real

And it feels as though I've seen your face a thousand times
And you said you really know me too yourself
And I know that you have got addicted with your eyes
But you say you're gonna leave it for yourself
Oh
I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn't my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
Come on please just understand

This is it
I can say
I'm the light of your world
run away
we can feel
This is real
Every time I'm in love that I feel

And I feel as though I've known you since a thousand years
And you tell me that you've seen my face before
And you said to me that you don't want me hanging around
many times wanna do it here before
Oh yeah
I never heard a single word about you

Falling in love wasn't my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
Come on please just understand

This is it
I can feel
I'm the light of the world
This is real
feel my song
we can say
And I tell you can feel that way

And I feel as though I've known you for a thousand years
And you said you saw my face yourself
And you said want to go with you on a while
And I know that it's really for myself
Oh yeah
I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn't my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
Come on please dear understand

I never heard a single word about you
Falling in love wasn't my plan
I never thought that I would be your lover
DAVE: WOW! Anneliese, you have beautiful sweet singing voice.
ANNELIESE (blushing): Thanks Dave.
DAVE: Before you tell me why you dedicated that song to me, I want to sing you a song.
ANNELIESE: You're going to sing me a song, Dave?
DAVE: Yes I am.
ANNELIESE: What song are you going to sing?
DAVE: "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker.
ANNELIESE: Oh my gosh, I love that song.
Now Dave is singing "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker.
DAVE (singing): You don't know how you met me
You don't know why, you can't turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singing....

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

I'm not worried 'bout the ring you wear
Cause as long as no one knows
That nobody can care
Your fellin guilty
And I'm well aware
But you don't look ashamed
And baby I'm not scared
I'm singin...

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Solo

Won't give you money
I can't give you the sky
Your better off if you don't ask why
I'm not the reason that you go stray
We'll be alright if you don't ask me to stay

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

You don't know how you met me
You don't know why, you can't turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singing....

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

I'm singing....

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

I'm singing....

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me
ANNELIESE: WOW! Dave, you have a sweet sexy singing voice.
DAVE: Do you really think so?
ANNELIESE: Yes, yes I do.
DAVE: So why did you sing your song to me?
ANNELIESE: Ok, this is it, I'm in love with you Dave.
DAVE: You're in love with me?
ANNELIESE: Yes, yes I am.
DAVE: How long have you been in love with me?
ANNELIESE: From the moment I met you.
DAVE: That was a week ago.
ANNELIESE: Yeah, I know. So why did you sing your song to me?
DAVE: Because I'm in love with you.
ANNELIESE: You're in love with me?
DAVE: Yes I am.
ANNELIESE: For how long?
DAVE: Like you said from the moment I met you. So Anneliese tell me about this husband of yours?
ANNELIESE: Well Dave like I said my husband is deceased.
DAVE: Meaning...?
ANNELIESE: Meaning that *sniffs* he died on June 25, 2009.
DAVE: Where was he when he died?
ANNELIESE: Here in Los Angeles.
DAVE: I thought this was your first time in Los Angeles?
ANNELIESE: Oh, it is my first time here. My husband MJ, was here rehearsing for his This Is It concert tour at the London's O2 Arena.
DAVE: What is MJ short for?
ANNELIESE: I'm sorry, Dave but I promise MJ that I wouldn't tell what MJ stood for after he was gone.
DAVE: Also how come you never told me that you were once married?
ANNELIESE: That's simple you never asked.
ALVIN: Would you two stop talking and start kissing each other?
So Dave pulled Anneliese close and started kissing her passionately and the Chipmunks and Chipettes were cheering. As Dave kissed Anneliese her foot popped. A few minutes later Dave broke the kiss.
ANNELIESE: WOW!!! Dave, you're a great kisser.
DAVE: I could say the same about you.
Later that night Dave was in his bed dreaming about having Anneliese move in to his room so that he can have her sleep in his embrace. Anneliese was in her bed dreaming about sleeping in Dave's embrace.

[Rooney's Wife]

Chapter 3
Before The Truth Came Out

The next day Anneliese and Dave were sitting on the couch with Anneliese in Dave's embrace.
DAVE: Starshine what were you doing in your room for the past week before we told each other our feelings for each other yesterday?
ANNELIESE: Well I was on my laptop listening to and singing some songs and most of the songs I dedicated them to you and every once in awhile the Chipmunks and Chipettes came in and sometimes they helped me sing the songs when there was more than one voice for the song.
DAVE: So what was one of the songs you sang?
ANNELIESE: Well....
~Flashback almost a week ago~
Anneliese is in her room on her laptop about to listen to and sing some songs when the Chipmunks and Chipettes came in.
THE CHIPMUNKS AND CHIPETTES: Hi, Anneliese.
ANNELIESE: Hi. What are you 6 doing here?
BRITTANY: We were wondering why you have been in her room the whole time you've been here?
ANNELIESE: Well, Brittany the reason why is because I can't go out there and face Dave.
BRITTANY: Why?
ANNELIESE: Because I'm so much in love with him that I can't stand to be in the same room as him.
BRITTANY: Why can't you?
ANNELIESE: I just can't ok.
BRITTANY: I still think you should tell him you're in love with him?
ANNELIESE: I won't say I'm in love to him just yet.
When Anneliese said that it reminded her of a song called "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" from Hercules sung by Meg and the Muses.
ANNELIESE: Brittany how would you like to help me sing a song right now?
BRITTANY: I would love to. What song are we going to sing?
ANNELIESE: It's called "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)."
Now Anneliese and Brittany are singing "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" from Hercules.
ANNELIESE (singing): If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
BRITTANY (singing): Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
ANNELIESE (singing): Oh
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
BRITTANY (singing): You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it? Uh-oh
ANNELIESE (singing): It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
BRITTANY (singing): You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
ANNELIESE (singing): No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
BRITTANY (singing): Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
ANNELIESE (singing): This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love
BRITTANY (singing): You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
ANNELIESE (singing) & (BRITTANY) (singing): You're way off base
I won't say it
(She won't say "in love")
Get off my case
I won't say it
BRITTANY (singing): Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
ANNELIESE (singing): Oh
At least out loud
I won't say I'm in love.
~End of flashback~
DAVE: That wasn't the only song you sang was it?
ANNELIESE: No it wasn't. I sang to and/or listened to one song each day.
DAVE: What were the other songs that you sang?
ANNELIESE: I can't remember some of them.
DAVE: Oh that's ok.
ANNELIESE: Thanks, Dave.
Dave pulled Anneliese closer to him and started kissing her passionately. The Chipmunks and Chipettes came over and saw them kissing.
ALVIN: Everytime I turn around I always see them kiss.
SIMON: I know they are always kissing each other.
THEODORE: Don't they ever come up for air?
A few minutes later Dave and Anneliese broke their kiss.
THEODORE: Dave, Anneliese how can you breathe?
DAVE: What are you talking about Theodore?
ANNELIESE: I think that he is talking about when we were kissing.
THEODORE: Yeah that I was.
DAVE: Oh, well, Theodore, I just love kissing her.
ANNELIESE: And I love kissing Dave.
DAVE: I guess when we start kissing each other we just can't stop.
ANNELIESE: How true that is.
When Anneliese said those four words she started to miss her favorite uncle.
DAVE: What's wrong, starshine?
ANNELIESE: What? Oh nothing.
DAVE: Are you sure?
ANNELIESE: Yes I'm sure.
DAVE: Than why did you get a little upset after you said "How true that is."
ANNELIESE: Dave please don't say that.
DAVE: Why not?
ANNELIESE: Well the truth is "How true that is" is the catchphrase of The Mad Hatter in Wonderland.
DAVE: You mean from the book Alice in Wonderland.
ANNELIESE: Not from the book.
DAVE: Why is that?
ANNELIESE: Because well I guess I must tell you the truth.
DAVE: What truth?
ANNELIESE: You see, The Mad Hatter is actually my uncle, my father's twin brother Tarrance Hightopp. But when I'm with him in Wonderland he let's me called him Uncle Hatter. Also he is my favorite uncle, the fact that he is my only uncle is why he is my favorite uncle.
DAVE: Are you from Wonderland?
ANNELIESE: Not exactly. I live in Underland which is similar to Wonderland but not as bright as Wonderland is and my father Tarrant Hightopp is known as The Mad Hatter in Underland.
DAVE: I thought your uncle was The Mad Hatter?
ANNELIESE: Both my uncle and father are The Mad Hatter. My uncle is The Mad Hatter in Wonderland and my father is The Mad Hatter in Underland. Remember I said that my uncle is my father's twin brother.
DAVE: Can we meet your father and uncle?
ANNELIESE: The only way for you to meet them is that you have to go to Wonderland and Underland to see them.
DAVE: Can't they come here?
ANNELIESE: No they can't.
DAVE: Why can't they?
ANNELIESE: Well if any of the Wonderlanders or Underlanders journey to this world they will either get suck and can't return or they will disappear and never come back.
DAVE: How does one travel to Wonderland or Underland?
ANNELIESE: You have to go down a rabbit hole to get to Underland and walk through a mirror to get to Wonderland.
DAVE: Would any mirror do?
ANNELIESE: No. There is only one special mirror and I'm the one that has it and it's in my room here.
DAVE: I've never seen it in your room.
ANNELIESE: That's because I have it hidden.
Later that night Dave was in his bed dreaming about Anneliese sleeping in his embrace. Anneliese was in her bed dreaming about Dave and seeing her Uncle Hatter again because she misses her Uncle Hatter.